Papa Dr00by’s Li$t of 10 Elite Game$ for PRO GAMERS ONLY

(NO FAKE GAMERS!!!)

  • Yo. These games are inexpensive to play and will expand your mind.

  • Another Metroid II Remake

    Cost: Free

    Your Mission: Eradicate every Metroid on their homeworld of SR-388, a genocide mission.

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  • E.V.O.: The Theory of Evolution

    Cost: Look, I can’t even find a place to legally buy this game. If you can somehow secure a copy along with a Japanese NEC PC-9801, then knock yourself out.

    Spend 4.6 Billion years playing the great game without rules - begin as a primitive fish and fight your way to evolve from the cradle of life in the ocean depths to our own distant future, while dodging evolutionary dead-ends, meteors, bigger fish, satan, etc.

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  • I Wanna Be The Guy

    Cost: Free

    You are the kid. You wanna be the guy. To be the guy, you have to kill the guy. Before there was Dark Souls, there was this.

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  • LSD Dream Emulator

    Cost: $650 - $2,000, Sorry gamers. Looks like only Trap Kings and Billionaires be playin’ this one.

    Explore the world of your dreams, which becomes increasingly bizarre as the nights drag on.

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  • Mega Man Sprite Game

    Cost: Free

    The only authentic game that uses real megaman sprites. Stay on the path.

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  • Nethack

    Cost: Free

    Retrieve the Amulet of Yendor from the Dungeons of Doom, and ascend to the heavens to offer the amulet to your God. You are War.

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  • OFF

    Cost: Free

    You are The Batter, charged to purify the world by eradicating ghosts.

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  • Pokemon Clover

    Cost: Free, but you’ll have to patch a legally backed-up rom of Pokemon Fire Red, which you own right?

    The finest pokemon fangame ever created, lovingly crafted by a team of over 40 people over a period of 7 years. Too bad they’re all from 4chan.

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  • Terranigma

    Cost: $25 - $700, never released in North America. What ever will we do???

    After dooming your own village, revive all life in the world, and guide the development of the human race.

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  • Tower of Heaven

    Cost: Free

    Ascend the Tower of Heaven as you adhere to increasingly demanding mandates from the Tower’s Cruel God.

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